quote:My wish..I wish I own a fully functioning teleportation device which allowed me to travel any where on Earth instantly.
Your wish is granted. However... the gear stick gets stuck on your way to Kemet, and you land instead on the most remote of the Galapagos Islands. After an environmental Green Ban, noone visits there so you are stuck on the island for several years. To stop yourself going mad with boredom, and to pass the time, your convert the island's population of sea lions and giant lizards to the NOI, by inventing a brand new animal/human langua franc. You are eventually rescued by a Japanese whaling ship.
I wish people would stop giving Pork such a hard time.