Your wish is granted... you have been banned from all holiday functions with your family; and they will now go overboard with decorations inside and outside of their homes; and for fun they will all dress in costumes to fit the appropriate holiday. The problem with that is you have a cousin that is a stripper that showed up to one of the family functions in his booty out Santa Clause pants, and was banned as well. This decision divided the family in half, everyone started fighting; the cops were called and all went to jail. You were called to post bail ... I hope you have a small family.
I wish that people would stop giving me advice when I didn't ask for it.