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Originally posted by Romulus Burnett:
I farted.

I'm not even lying. I'm being serious as a heart beat.

That fart you held in while on a date and you can't wait to get that girl out of your car.....

....You don't even want a kiss. Yeah, yeah, I'll call you later....good night....

She closes the door. You drive away--far enough away that if she happened to leave something in your car by mistake she'll just have to get it next go round.


Damn. Felt so good to relieve that pressure you feel like a born again christian.

Good thing you're not a kid trying to get to and from school... lol

Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas

— An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.

Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.

Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class.


Information from: The Ledger,


Copyright 2009, The Associated Press.