Reply to "Casual Thoughts"

I farted.


I'm not even lying. I'm being serious as a heart beat.


That fart you held in while on a date and you can't wait to get that girl out of your car.....

....You don't even want a kiss. Yeah, yeah, I'll call you later....good night....


She closes the door. You drive away--far enough away that if she happened to leave something in your car by mistake she'll just have to get it next go round.



AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh...


Damn. Felt so good to relieve that pressure you feel like a born again christian.
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