Oh, lord, everybody!! Crispy will make you pee your pants everybody!!
Crispy needs to be sent to the world killers. He'll end wars. You can't chop anything when you're dying laughing. He needs his own TV show on OWN.
I'm gonna buy another shirt. Crispy, sell that calendar with the shirts.
When a hairline looks like burnt up artificial football turf or a clothes hanger used in an illegal abortion everybody, that sounds beyond problematic.
Enough showing my teeth. I'm howling.