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Reply to "All Things Superficial"

Originally posted by LadyMcLovin:
The superficial thing I want to talk about is pickup lines. Fellas, y'all have GOT to stop this! I've heard some of the worst lines ever just within the past year. One guy walked up to me and asked if I believed in POLYJAMY(and yes, the way I spelled is EXACTLY how he pronounced it)!

LOL @ "polyjamy" !!!

I remember once, when I was around 18, I asked some girl who had a boyfriend if she would like to establish a harem.

Yes, this was a long time ago.

She was like, "What's that?" I had to explain what a harem was. "Oh, no, I don't think I'd want to be part of somethin' like that." I explained that I meant SHE would own the harem, and me and her boyfriend would be a part of it. She was like, "Ohhh! Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee!"

The good thing about stepping to a real dumb girl was that you could hit her with a dumb line and she wouldn't know enough to know that the line was dumb.

And before anybody asks, YES it was back in the 80s! When I was very, very young! And at least i managed to pronounce "harem" correctly.