Reply to "All Things Superficial"

The superficial thing I want to talk about is pickup lines. Fellas, y'all have GOT to stop this! I've heard some of the worst lines ever just within the past year. One guy walked up to me and asked if I believed in POLYJAMY(and yes, the way I spelled is EXACTLY how he pronounced it)!

On another occasion, a guy walked up to me and said, "Ay shawtae! You need a bandaid? 'Cuz you CUT UP!"

These are just two examples of the nonsense I've had to put up with due to some men's love of lame lines. So fellas, please understand that when you say things like this, you are drastically lowering your date/potential sex partner quotient!
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