...don't you just feel SORRY for her... NOT!!!
Anderson's staggering beauty bill
Former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson was so fearful of putting on her own cosmetics, she would spend a staggering GBP4,000 every day on a team of make-up artists to help her look beautiful.
The busty actress is aware her spending was out of control, and is tentatively learning how to apply her own make-up instead - with great success.
She says, "I never wore make-up back home in Canada. And when I moved to Los Angeles, Playboy did it, as well as my hair.
"So I never learned to do it myself. But I have just done my own make-up at a shoot - I brought my Barbie box of eyelashes, glue, black eyeliner, eye-shadows, pink lip-gloss, very little foundation and went to town.
"We were all a little nervous at first, but it turned out fine. No more $9,000-a-day for make-up bills, I'm married now."
...just makes you want to cry, dunnit? And that blonde look is just so NATURAL don't ya think? MEOOOOW!