La Femme Nkechi
Originally posted by Nkechi:
_La Femme_ _Nkechi_
Be the change in the world you want to see...it starts with you
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back of the class raised her hand and said, "All I want
out of life is four animals".
The teacher said, "Oh, really! What four animals would that be?"
The little girl said, "a mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in
bed, and a jackass to pay for it all."
quote:Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to?
quote:Originally posted by Nykkii:
ever wonder why...
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a
hen's butt looked edible?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
(Are you singing them both to really find out?!)
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars
in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
if you don't know your options, you don't have any!